Boy Wonder: “I like that movie.”

Me: “Seriously? You like ‘The Sound of Music’?”

Boy Wonder: “Yeah. Why? You don’t?”

Me: “Meh. You are so not my child. You are your father’s child.”

Boy Wonder: “I like some of the things you like . . . such as trouble.”

(He gets that smart-mouth from me, too. Shhhh)