Boy Wonder: “Ack! Listen to that girl screeching on the radio. That’s terrible! She’s not going to have much of a career singing like that!”

Me: “Well, this is one of her first hits. She’s gone on to be a huge music star.”

Boy Wonder: “REALLY? You’re kidding, right? Because that’s not singing.”

Me: “Seriously! I think she’s had a few singing lessons since then.”

Boy Wonder: “Who is she?”

Me: “Ever heard of Madonna?”