IZ: You know this colon cleansing stuff is for the birds. Oh, I know what all those woo-woo health people say, but seriously? They Â can keep their clean colons. I’ll take mine dirty any day! I’m proud to say that the very first thing I polluted my colon with was McDonald’s!
Me: Is that so?
IZ: Yes! (pumping fist in the air)Â I’m striking a blow for dirty colons everywhere!
Hey All… I’m letting go of my machine. Our son out-grew it, and I have NO room in my studio. It’s gently used and includes the software! Check it out!
It’s Saturday and boy do I have news! Sadly, I’m nursing a wee cold and am not feeling up to writing today. I am going to take the weekend off and get some much needed rest. With any luck, I’ll be back on Monday.
In the meantime, IZ has graciously offered some much needed content. As usual, he’s throughly researched his subject and written a witty piece on the search for the perfect Embroidery machine. He thinks because I’m sick I won’t notice his blatant abuse of Star Wars metaphors.
Oh, I noticed bucko!
Anyhow, it’s after the jump. Enjoy. Have a lovely weekend and I’ll see you on Monday if I haven’t expired.
. . . that you have no life: You leave yet another snarky comment on a 10 year oldâ€™s YouTube video about how he tagged his video as â€œorigamiâ€ when clearly it isnâ€™t. What, the first few objections werenâ€™t enough?
. . . that you will never have a life: You leave this comment on a 10 year oldâ€™s YouTube videoâ€“â€do u get beaten up at school? u wood at mineâ€.
. . . that youâ€™re a good dad: You spend the better part of Saturday morning fixing the description that you wrote for your kidâ€™s YouTube video so that the crazies in the world will stop leaving weirdness in the comment section.
Happy Birthday, Baby! I love you to pieces. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
Now, could you please stop telling people that I “robbed the cradle”? Seriously, 4 months, buster, 4 months does not give you that much leverage!
UPDATE: WordPress is having issues with commenting. . . but IZ would like you to know how deeply moved he is by all your comments. He’s kinda swamped at work to respond to them all individually anyhow, but sends a big “shout-out” to all you lovely people. Thank you, thank you.