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	<description>this is my life...</description>
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		<title>I Only Live Here</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2009/cat-girl/i-only-live-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s a good thing you&#8217;re cute. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying, dog.
Dear Sophie,
You do not belong on my bed, in my studio, or in the laundry. Knock it off. And, yes, I know Snickers does it too, but we&#8217;re not talking about the cat. We&#8217;re talking about you. You, I still have some control over. Oh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunting Vermin</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2008/cat-girl/hunting-vermin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Snickers doesn&#8217;t get much face time on this blog. Mostly, because she&#8217;s IZ&#8217;s cat and torments my dog enough to keep me in an almost perpetual state of peeved. It&#8217;s an unfair relationship, really. Because if Sophie responds we have no choice but to crack down on her. She&#8217;s a terrier and her instincts are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Wanted Another Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 06:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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Dear Snickers,
Truth time: you are not a dog. Your attempts to persuade me otherwise are just plain pitiful. Have some pride. Do you own a leash? No! Will you wear a collar? No! Do you come when called? No you don&#8217;t! Your whining at the door demanding to be &#8220;walked&#8221; is a delusion on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Your Point, Cat?</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/cat-girl/whats-your-point-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Cat girl]]></category>

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		<title>Not Evian</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/cat-girl/not-evian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evidently.org/2006/cat-girl/not-evian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TO: HRH Furball, Duchess of Shedding, Queen of All She Surveys, Ms. Picky Who Refuses to Obey, She Whose Breath Smells of Chlorine.
RE:Your H2O Supply
MEMO: We regret to inform you that we are no longer stocking Evian in the guest bathroom. So, please refrain from drinking from the toilet.
FROM: Your Loyal Subjects Who Are Sick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Make Me Hurt You</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/cat-girl/dont-make-me-hurt-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evidently.org/2006/cat-girl/dont-make-me-hurt-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>In Box</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2004/cat-girl/107449716508601357/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evidently.org/2004/cat-girl/107449716508601357/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 06:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wende</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In-Box
I&#8217;ve been cleaning out my email in-box and found a few gems&#8230; this one is from IZ:
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat  in toilet, close both lids, and stand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Haikus</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2003/cat-girl/105658905927312530/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wende</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few Cat Haikus&#8230;
You never feed me.
Perhaps I&#8217;ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
The [...]]]></description>
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