Guard Your Heart

Endless Summer Artichokes with Chipotle Sauce
When I was a kid, my mother had me convinced that artichokes weren’t worth eating. Being the gullible child that I was, and having a deep suspicion of all things vegetable, I believed her—even as she sat enraptured at the dinner table, dipping leaf after leaf into mayonnaise. Eventually, my curiosity won out. I knew full well anything dipped in Best Foods had to be worth a try. I was right!
“You lied!” I accused her. She just smiled and said, “A little. But here, you won’t like the heart. I’ll eat that part for you.”
I had no idea I was giving away the best part! I’m not so gullible now. But to this day, despite knowing better, I still munch on just the leaves. It’s become a small tradition—in all earnestness and yet all cheeze, I give up “my heart” to IZ. He still can’t believe I fell for my mother’s schitck. She was well known for telling people, “Oh that cake? It’s just awful! But, I’ll eat it so it doesn’t go to waste.” I was well known for believing anything. Most people knew she was kidding because cake is above reproach. Vegetables do not have such a reputation. In my defense, she’d tried tempting me with mayo in past. I hadn’t forgotten how repulsive broccoli is and artichokes seemed more than a little bit similar.
It’s a bit past artichoke season; they peak in May. But you can still find them at local markets and a good grocery store through July. Before they’re completely gone from the stores, I thought I’d share with you our preferred way of eating them. IZ managed to recreate this recipe from our favorite restaurant in Santa Barbara. They’re a lot of work, but I promise, so worth the effort. Just remember to guard your heart and only give it away to someone worthy!
Enjoy!
Endless Summer Artichokes
Step 1 -Boiling Water
* Add enough water for Artichokes to cook submerged.
* Add salt to flavor.
* Add lemon juice to flavor.
* Add garlic or garlic powder to flavor.
* Add Italian spices to flavor.
* Bring to boil.
Step 2 -Prep (While water comes to boil)
* Cut off the tips from the stems of the Artichokes.
* Remove unwanted leaves from the base of the Artichoke.
* Cut off unwanted portion of the base of the Artichoke.
* Cut Artichoke in half.
Step 3 -Cook
* Allow Artichokes to boil until just tender. Typically around 20 minutes or so.
* When finished, remove Artichokes for cleaning. At this stage, you can reserve a couple of cups of the cooking liquid for a rice pilaf or cous cous. This will be far more flavorful than plain water.
Step 4 -Clean
* Using a small knife, cut a line along the Artichoke heart where it meets with the thistles.
* Using a large spoon, scoop out the thistles preserving as many of the Artichoke leaves as possible.
NOTE: I used to do this BEFORE cooking but have found it much easier to do after the Artichokes have boiled.
Step 5 -Prep for grill
* Mix Butter (you can substitute with something heart friendly like Smart Balance) and garlic powder. About 1 TBS of butter and 1/4 tsp of garlic powder per Artichoke. However, the flavor profile is up to you. If you really like salt, add a little salt to the mix.
* Gently soften the butter in the microwave. Not melted -just soft.
* Use a cooking brush to dip into the butter /garlic mixture and coat all sides of the Artichoke. Be sure the mixture gets deep into the leaves and not just on the surface.
NOTE: If you make an extra amount of the garlic /butter mixture, you can set aside as a dipping option for friends and family that don’t like the flavor of Chipotles.
Step 6 -Place directly on hot (400 to 500 degrees) grill. Cook leaves side down first for about 7 minutes. They should be nice and browned. Cook heart side for no more than about 5 minutes -enough to brown and develop grill marks but not so they are dry and overdone.
Step 7 -Chipotle Dipping Sauce (While Artichokes are on the Grill)
NOTE: This depends entirely on how hot you like your dipping sauce.
* 1 Medium sized Chipotle from a can
* 2 tsp of the “sauce” from the can
* 4 to 6 TBS of mayonnaise. (Less = hot, More = mild)
* 1 to 2 tsp of Lemon Juice.
* BLEND all ingredients well.
* Leftover Chipotle Dipping Sauce can be saved in the refrigerator and used on sandwiches instead of plain mayonnaise.
Serve the cooked Artichokes with the dipping sauce(s) and enjoy!
July 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I have to say, my mouth is watering just looking at that photo. You will definitely need to pick up more Artichokes. Tonight I think I’ll do up some lime-chili corn.
You are so sweet to always let me have your heart. I’ll never deny it and always enjoy it.
Hey, have I mentioned I love you?
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I love you too! You’ll always have my heart!
And apparently, there is a demand for your lime-chili grilled corn–so cough it up buster! ~W
July 20th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a gourmet cooking blog! Seriously, I love artichokes, but am very lazy about preparing them. VERY LAZY!
July 20th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I love artichokes and was lucky that my mother was all things veggie and “forced” me to eat them as a small child. I enjoy mine with drawn butter (melted right in the heart, so I can use that for a dipping reservoir)
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~W
Melted butter is very, very good. I still prefer them grilled tho–because it really changes the texture and experience.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
PERFECT! This is exactly what I wanted…On my way to the store! I love that your mom said things like that…I do it with my own kids! I will tell them that the heart isn’t yummy at all when in fact it is my favorite part-so favorite in fact that I will “lie” to my kids just so I can eat it… I know Bad Mommy…Hey I gave birth to them, it is the least I can get them.
This was a fantastic post! Thanks so much!
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~W
You’re so welcome! Enjoy!! (and my mother would approve, I think!)
July 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
You’re going to share the lime-chili corn recipe too, right? This looks great and I’ve been wanting a good chipotle aiole recipe anyway! Can’t wait!
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Hey, none of that fancy french speakin’ here, missy. Heh. And yes, I’ll see if IZ will write up the lime-chili corn because it’s amazing!!
July 21st, 2009 at 6:04 am
oh this sounds soooo wonderful, I must try it. I’ve never eaten a whole artichoke like this. I can’t believe your mom. I think she was using reverse psychology on you…maybe…and then maybe she was just being sneaky!
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Can’t blame her, tho. Because these are so good! ~W
She was just being sneaky.
July 21st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I am so going to do this! I l-o-v-e artichokes!!! Did you know that you can buy frozen artichoke hearts at the grocery store? Maybe you can give a bag of ‘em to Iz for Christmas!
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Heh! That’s funny—I didn’t know you could buy them frozen. ~W
July 21st, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I have been eating everything grilled lately. Today it was a grilled sweet potato, and it was the best sweet potato I’ve ever ever had! I’ve got to try the artichoke next. I’ve never cooked them before, although I did manage to eat can upon can of the hearts in my salads last year. I totally get your mom and artichoke hearts. Thanks for the recipe with the good instructions!
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Oooh, sweet potato! I’m adding that to my list for this week. That sound amazing! Let me know what you think about these chokes grilled. ~W