Boy Wonder: “You cannot sell this.”

Me: “Why not?”

Boy Wonder: “Because I LOVE it!”

Me: “Yeah, but would you really use it? I mean, you’d carry that onto a plane?”

Boy Wonder: “Sure! It makes me laugh, Mom.”

Me: “Yeah, but I didn’t exactly  make those for 11 year olds; frankly, I didn’t think it would appeal to your age group.”

Boy Wonder: “Yeah, I know. It’s for little kids and adults who don’t care what people think. . . So don’t tell my friends, m’kay?”

Me: “Nope, I won’t tell your friends.”