Yesterday, I put on my underwear sideways. Yeah, that’s not the worst part. The worst part is it took me until 8 pm to figure it out.
That would have never happened with a thong. And that’s still not a reason to wear one.
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November 20th, 2007 at 5:22 am
oh, God bless you.
For the LOVE, woman…I would ask how that’s even POSSIBLE, but I don’t think I really want to know.
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~W
I know! But I did.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:00 am
yeah, it does still sorta happen with a thong. lol. but it’s way uncomfortable and you notice it right away. lol.
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EXACTLY. Not that I’ll wear one, now.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 6:53 am
I am laughing with you, my friend, NOT at you!!! I saw you yesterday ~ you looked lovely, not at all like your undies were sideways ~
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That’s because my underwear snafu was on Sunday.
I wrote this post late Monday night. Monday, my undies were on properly… thank goodness! 
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Hee hee! It happens to the best of us. I’ve put my bra on the wrong way and was really confused why it was hard to fasten in the back. It didn’t stop me from wearing it that way either.
I feel for your boy and his unhappy haircut incident. I wish I had a photo of me in the seventh grade…I had a terrible frizzy perm, new braces and started wearing eye glasses. It was NOT a good time for me
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You know…except for the braces, your description matches me now.
Except my hair is naturally this wild. It’s never been a good year. 
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 11:51 am
I’ve done some crazy things in the underwear department, but sideways? Wow
So what finally tipped you off?
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Ok, so I discovered in it while in our amazingly tiny office bathroom. I’m still in shock that anyone could squeeze a toilet, sink, and shower in that space. Anyhow, there is a mirror over the sink that you can, uh, see yourself in. So, I kinda noticed in the mirror that there was a crotch seam on my hip. Ha ha ha ha. I swear, I nearly lost it for laughing. I let the bathroom and I’m crying for laughing, and poor IZ has no idea. When I told him, he thought I was making it up. So, there I am, standing in his office with my jeans pulled down on the side saying, “SEE! That’s the crotch!!” OMG. I’m such a loser. We’re still laughing about it. Every time I say something, because of the post on the blog, he and I melt down in laughter. HYSTERICAL. I’m too vain to post a photo of my spanky pants to give you a visual. HOLY COW. I’m gifted.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I hope you laughed so I can say I’m laughing with you and not at you! That’s just funny!
Isn’t it funny how we feel so comfortable sharing all sorts of personal things online? Things I would probably not say to someone if I were face to face with them.
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Oh no, laugh. I nearly died laughing. I was in the office bathroom when I figured it out and I was laughing so hard when I came out I could hardly tell IZ what was up. I cried, it was so funny–it actually triggered an asthma attack for all the laughing. But, I don’t share anything online that I wouldn’t say in real life. Because online has a way of getting back to real life.
And… seriously, this was so dang funny, I’d tell anyone. It was a real “Wende” moment… I’m famous for this sort of thing. 
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Sideways?? I don’t get it. That would have never happened with a thong, haha!! You crack me up!
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Apparently, I put a both my legs through a leg hole. I KNOW. I have no idea how I did it.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I’m with the Bobbypin Bandit….just how is possible to wear them sideways? I mean…do you have a an extra pair of leg holes in your panties? Is this what they mean about getting your panties in a knot? I so don’t understand.
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I put both my legs through a leg hole, and one leg through the top and the other leg through a leg hole. If you see undies as a wheel with three holes in them, then I just shifted the wheel by one opening.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Oh no!! It’s worse than wearing a shirt inside-out all day…At least it wasn’t an outer part of clothing and no one told you it was wrong and THEN you noticed it…I mean, you didn’t wear it on the outside of your clothes did you?
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No, I did not pull a Madonna.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I’m speechless.
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It’s a gift!
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Sideways? Not backwards? How pray tell? I have had sweaters on backwards, and that was uncomfortable. I can’t imagine underwear.
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Yep, sideways! ~W
November 20th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Hhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I love it!!! I am giggling mad!!
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I know, I weep. It’s so funny.
~W
November 20th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Why is a thong singular, but underpants are plural?
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Seriously, you’re asking me? The girl who can’t get her undies on straight?
~W
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Love it. And the photo that accompanies it.
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Thank you!! ~W
November 27th, 2007 at 9:06 am
That’s a hilarious story…You just made me remember the time I once wore my PANTS backwards by mistake (yeah, don’t ask me how I made that mistake either!).
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I’m betting there was a boy involved. ~W