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. . . to inform you that the author of this blog finds herself a wee bit distracted at the moment. Having fallen prey to the insidious fad rapidly taking over crafting blogs, our author is presently in a heated battle with a granny square manual. Sadly she is losing, as the manual seems to enjoy tossing numbers deviously in her direction. We occasionally hear screams of “DC 3” and “Ch 5”, but we’re loath to check on her progress as those crochet hooks she’s using look lethal. Did we mention our author was a humanities major in college and doesn’t recognize numbers except when they are in direct relationship to the discount she is getting on her purchase? This doesn’t bode well.

Should she prevail, which is unlikely, she will be back tomorrow with her weekly scheduled Sunday Sermon: where her text is surely to reference tenacity in times of trial. Or, maybe it will be entitled, “How I stood up to the devil and won.” We find this prospect unlikely and suggest you don’t hold your breath for tomorrow’s service. We certainly aren’t! We are assured come hell or granny square, the vicar of this blog will be back on Monday.

However, we don’t promise that she we will be in a very good mood.