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14 Random Things: In no particular order:

  1. Yeah, it’s probably not a good idea to paint your nails right after drinking a 20 oz mocha and 2 cups of tea.
  2. My husband thinks I don’t know where the workout room is.
  3. And because of #2 my husband thinks I won’t notice he swapped out the good headphones on my MP3 player in the workout room.
  4. Hey, we have a workout room in our basement!
  5. I shouldn’t be allowed in the workout room unsupervised.
  6. Water is your best friend when trying to lose weight. So, drink lots of it. Just be warned: it does tend to make you need to pee. A lot: #1 applies.
  7. I’m grossly overweight. How do I know? My fat jeans ran screaming from my bedroom when I dared to stretch them over my thighs.
  8. It’s a good thing I don’t own spandex.
  9. I’m might be prone to exaggeration.
  10. Being prone to exaggeration is a genetic defect—it’s Southern.
  11. #10 doesn’t come close to explaining the Cowboy, but it’s a start.
  12. Speaking of Presidents. I want this man as my President.
  13. This is not a meme: so don’t let me catch you replicating it. Lord have mercy if I actually put one of those things into the universe. Shudder.
  14. I don’t actually have a #14… but I’m superstitious and I hear 13 is unlucky.