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	<title>Comments on: Ouch!</title>
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	<description>this is my life...</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: pam</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-1018</link>
		<dc:creator>pam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You dutifully applied your sunscreen, but while nude sunbathing, your belly button ring got scalding hot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You dutifully applied your sunscreen, but while nude sunbathing, your belly button ring got scalding hot.</p>
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		<title>By: Princess' Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-1012</link>
		<dc:creator>Princess' Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Like Tom, you could have been polishing brass doorknobs with a Dremel tool, the rapidly spinning brush flew off the knob and hit you in the belly button (umbilicus).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like Tom, you could have been polishing brass doorknobs with a Dremel tool, the rapidly spinning brush flew off the knob and hit you in the belly button (umbilicus).</p>
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		<title>By: Mrs. S</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-944</link>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I managed to burn my (pregnant) belly with the newly-boiled kettle while attempting to make Jell-O. If this is how you managed it, too, I will be shocked, awed, and feel much better.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I managed to burn my (pregnant) belly with the newly-boiled kettle while attempting to make Jell-O. If this is how you managed it, too, I will be shocked, awed, and feel much better.</p>
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-933</link>
		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You bumped into a hot skillet.  ??

You dropped a curling iron on yourself somehow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You bumped into a hot skillet.  ??</p>
<p>You dropped a curling iron on yourself somehow.</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-926</link>
		<dc:creator>Margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You were cleaning out your belly button lint with really hot water?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You were cleaning out your belly button lint with really hot water?</p>
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		<title>By: kathryn</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-924</link>
		<dc:creator>kathryn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, i was going to say steam-ironing like a girl at the costume shop in college.  my official guess will be: reaching for somehting way over the stove while cooking?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, i was going to say steam-ironing like a girl at the costume shop in college.  my official guess will be: reaching for somehting way over the stove while cooking?</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-918</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You were blow-drying out your bellybutton after your shower and the dryer got too close...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You were blow-drying out your bellybutton after your shower and the dryer got too close&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: wende</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-917</link>
		<dc:creator>wende</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh... I've done both those things... :)  But not this time. 
&lt;br /&gt;
And welcome, pril.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh&#8230; I&#8217;ve done both those things&#8230; <img src='http://www.evidently.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  But not this time.<br />
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And welcome, pril.</p>
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		<title>By: pril</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-916</link>
		<dc:creator>pril</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>based on my own experience, i'd guess you took your fave levi's (or mudd's, or lei's, or whatever your jeans preference is) out of the dryer, where they'd been tumbling for a while, then put them on while the metal buttons were still hot.  ow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>based on my own experience, i&#8217;d guess you took your fave levi&#8217;s (or mudd&#8217;s, or lei&#8217;s, or whatever your jeans preference is) out of the dryer, where they&#8217;d been tumbling for a while, then put them on while the metal buttons were still hot.  ow.</p>
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		<title>By: Karan</title>
		<link>http://www.evidently.org/2006/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/ouch/#comment-915</link>
		<dc:creator>Karan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you burn yourself with your iron when you were attempting to steam out a wrinkle you spotted after you were all dressed?  

No, don't ask how I came up with this suggestion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you burn yourself with your iron when you were attempting to steam out a wrinkle you spotted after you were all dressed?  </p>
<p>No, don&#8217;t ask how I came up with this suggestion.</p>
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