We join this story just as it dawns on me what the new Home Depot commercial is about—Elves enter Mrs. Santa’s house to discover she has already decorated without them and they are none-too-pleased:

Me: Oh! I get it, that’s supposed to be Mrs. Santa Claus.

IZ: Yeah, and I still find it offensive.

Me: What do you find offensive?

IZ: How it depicts Mrs. Santa. It suggests that she is completely incompetent unless she uses Home Depot to decorate.

Me: You’re serious?

IZ: YES! It’s offensive to all those other Mrs. Santas out there—it seriously sells their abilities short. And I find that offensive.

Me: (at this point, I’m laughing so hard I’m snorting my tea.)

IZ: And if I had a blog, I’d blog about it!