Christ is not speaking to the press at this time.

Headlines for this particular news story are far more entertaining than the news itself. Which is saying something, considering some lunatic in West Virginia (figures) wants to legally obtain a driver’s license for that state with the name Jesus Christ. Uh huh. Here are a few of the better headlines:

From the Hagerstown, Maryland: So far, W.Va. driver takes the Lord’s name in vain.

The full “humanity” version from those Presbyterians in Scotland: Name Change Hiccup for Jesus Christ.

And my favorite from those witty witty people at USA Today: West Virginia cautious when Jesus Christ visits the DMV