IZ: standing in the kitchen banging the the back of the espresso cup to empty the grounds. “Hmmmm. . .”

Me:  Sitting across the room clutching my head in my hands. “UGH. . . my head!”

IZ: Bang, Bang, Bang.

Me: “Ugh, Ugh, Ugh.”

IZ: Bang.

Me: “Ugh.”

IZ: “Hmm. Maybe correlation does equate cause and effect.”