Notice: Calendar change effective immediately.

The month of June will no longer be observed. Instead, the remaining months will assume the hour mass in the following manner: July-October will have each have an additional week, because who needs more days in winter anyhow? That leaves two remaining days (assuming my math is good, which might be a leap) that should be assigned to February for the following reasons: 1–It’s my birthday month and 2– It was lacking to begin with and could use a few more good days!

There will be no whining about the above mentioned changes to your calendar. Trust me… you will thank me for it later. Caesar got it all wrong… it wasn’t the IDES of March… it was JUNE. He just didn’t know it.

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